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During a job interview, have you ever been asked to piss for your new employer?
New applicants for many of the Fortune 500 corporations are now being forced to take a drug test. In fact, 15 million will be tested this year. Drug byproducts can be detected in urine, blood, hair, external residue, and even perspiration! Drugs aren’t the only things they test for; employers are using urinalysis to test women for pregnancy.
Pregnant women are getting laid off or denied employment after taking such a test. Parents are spying on their children.
The DOD Directive requires the military to screen all active duty members annually. If you don’t want to be a victim of the drug war, this text will help you. If you are well known, this text may protect your reputation. I strongly recommended that drug users (pot smokers in particular) read this. Other drugs are covered as well, but marijuana is the main focus of this paper.
This comprehensive “How to beat a drug test” handbook covers the following topics of drug testing:
DETECTION TIMES
- Halflife of TetraHydroCannabinol
- Detection times of several drugs
- Positive (definition)
- Second hand smoke and positives
- Decreasing detection times
DRUG TEST METHODS
- Substances that are detectable
- DrugAlert
- Gas Chromatography
- Gas Chromatography / Mass Spectrometry
- Hair testing
- High Performance Liquid Chromatography
- Immunoassay
- Radio ImmunoAssay (aka Abuscreen)
- Enzyme Multiplied Immunoassay Technique
- Fluorescence Polarization ImmunoAssay
- PharmChek
- TestCup
- Thin Layer Chromatography
DRUG TEST STANDARDS AND ACCURACY
- Procedures used
- False positives
- Ibuprofen
- Cold remedies, pain relievers, hay fever remedies, & diet pills
- Antibiotics
- Melanin (black skin)
- DHEA
- Dental treatment
- True positives (legitimate)
- Poppy seeds
- Testosterone supplements
A NOTE ON COMMERCIAL PRODUCTS
THINGS TESTED TO DETECT COUNTER MEASURES
- Color
- Temperature
- Creatinine
- pH
- Specific gravity
- Age
- Gender
PRODUCING CLEAN URINE
- Dilution
- Water
- Creatinine level
- Vitamin B
- Diuretics
- Ultimate Blend (was Test Free)
- Detoxify Carbo Clean
- Naturally Klean Herbal Tea
- Goldenseal
- Certa or Certo
- Vales Original Formula
- Lasix
- Vinegar
- Dexatrim
- Fiber
- Vitamin lecithin
- How to give a clean sample
- Exercise
- Beta-2 agonists
- Beta-3 agonists
- Low dosaging
DRUGSCREENS
- Drug screens that work
- Aspirin
- Drug screens that do not work
- Goldenseal
- Niacin
- Zinc sulfate
- Untested drug screens
- Puri-Blend
- The Stuff
DOPING SAMPLES
- Effective additives
- Bleach
- Klear
- Water
- Ineffective additives
- Ammonia
- Blood
- Draino
- Goldenseal
- Hydrogen peroxide
- Lemon juice
- Liquid soap
- Mary Jane’s SuperClean 13
- Purifyit
- Sodium nitrate
- Table salt
- UrinAid
- Vinegar
- Visine
- WD40
- Untested additives
- Papain
SUBSTITUTION
- Substitution methods
- Concealed container
- Injection
- Catheterization
- Where to get clean urine
- Urine from a donor
- Powdered urine
- Making your own powdered urine
- Dog urine
STEALING URINE
IF YOU FAIL THE TEST
WHO DOES DRUG TESTING?
- Which companies test, and which don’t?
POLITICS AND ETHICS OF DRUG TESTING
This is THE most comprehensive manual on drug testing available. If you have taken ANY illegal substance you need this manual. Protect yourself against discrimination, protect your rights.
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